Posted by: kphelps | August 12, 2010

Joke of the Day

I’m female so I can send this.  Sort of reminds me of that Abraham Lincoln insurance commercial, enjoy!

 Mirror Honesty:

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front
of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

“You know, dear,” she says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, every thing else is either sagging or bloated.
I’ve got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby.”

She turns to her husband and says, “Tell me something positive to make me
feel better about myself.”

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, “Well, there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at
Morris Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited

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